You may be wondering: Young Biddy Queen, why the sudden interest in Justin Bieber's imbecility? And you are smart for posing this question. The secret has been out for a long time that the dick head does not have two brain cells to his name. Case and point:
At first I thought Justin Bieber's stupidity was harmless but when you give an idiot much more credit than they deserve, they turn into something very, very monstrous. They turn into what is formerly referred to as a "douchey idiot."
From spitting on fans to treating Selena Gomez like his bottom bitch, it has become abundantly clear that Justin Bieber has long evolved from being just some dumb canadian kid whining "Baby" on the streets of Toronto. The Bieber fever is now more like a fatal epidemic. It has devastated populations for years now. A whole town in Nebraska was wiped out. The number of casualties keeps rising throughout the country and now, more than ever, all over the WORLD.
While perusing through my usual trash news, I found this cute little article:
The Great Bieber gets carried over the Great Wall of China? I have asked this once and I will ask it again:
Although I dream of these luxuries, Bieber, do you want to know the real difference between us?
I am a biddy with true dignity and class. I am a biddy with integrity and strength. I am the WALKING biddy. The biddy of the people, if you will. For even though I am the Queen, I still find time in my day to walk amongst the plebeians and common folk.
I believe Bieber should have his own travel show, like Karl Pilkington. However, the boy should not have to lift a damn finger. Everything should be done for him! For he is the Great Bieber and we are but his loyal servants. The show will feature his people carrying him through various landmarks like the Grand Canyon, for instance. They will hand feed him chocolates in Switzerland, smoke pot for him in Amsterdam and fuck French prostitutes for him in France. Do not worry about an absolute thing Biebs.
Have a lovely week.
P.S. They say the only cure for Bieber fever is more Bieber but, folks, I would like to remind you that death is always an option too. Just sayin'.